Quirky Underwear Enthusiast Gifts

'Genetically Modified Underpants.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Hats and Food

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"Underweird bras."

Football Crazy strip six

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Happy Brithday

"I'm in for observation."

'What's wrong with you?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

Hats

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

"Cool shirt."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

Still in fashion

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

'I accidentally flipped onto my back and couldn't get up. That's the last time I wear a turtleneck.'

Circus News

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...