Undergarment Enthusiast Pillows

The Boxer.

Free Bra Fitting.

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Lady, it's not against the law for him to watch your undies whirl around in a public dryer!'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

I love my cape

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Happy Brithday

"I'm in for observation."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"Long Johns Silver."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'