Underwear Connoisseur Pillows

A Jogging Bra.

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Underweird bras."

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

Happy Brithday

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

A stripe of stockbrokers

"Long Johns Silver."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

A Woman's Conquests.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"Do you do these in sheep?"