Underwear Connoisseur Pillows

A Jogging Bra.

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Underweird bras."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Happy Brithday

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

J W D Butterworth chief accountant - Pin-stripes made of numbers

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A stripe of stockbrokers

"Long Johns Silver."

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

A Woman's Conquests.

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"I see you're really adapting to the corporate jungle."

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

'And don't shrink it in a hot wash.'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"