Underwear Enthusiast Pillows

Boxers vs. Briefs

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Man who wears one pair of y-fronts for two weeks

Middle aged woman without bra.

M&S profits soar - 'That'll be all the underpants you've been buying me.'

"Dude, you're room's a mess! Gross! Is that your underwear?"

Knickers are in 3 categories: going-to-work knickers, emergency knickers and best knickers.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Happy Brithday

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

"Long Johns Silver."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

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