Underwear Enthusiast Prints

Boxers vs. Briefs

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Man who wears one pair of y-fronts for two weeks

Middle aged woman without bra.

M&S profits soar - 'That'll be all the underpants you've been buying me.'

"Dude, you're room's a mess! Gross! Is that your underwear?"

Knickers are in 3 categories: going-to-work knickers, emergency knickers and best knickers.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

'Have you any W fronts?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Happy Brithday

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

"Long Johns Silver."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"Grandma remembers when a software update meant new socks and underwear."

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.