Underwear Pillows

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

"I've got this amazing new bra."

"The wings are fantastic, but the thong is a little uncomfortable."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Underweird bras."

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Have you any W fronts?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

Happy Brithday

"Long Johns Silver."

"I'm in for observation."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

Hang the PJ's

'Now let's try with the lining.'

Free Bra Fitting.

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, this is one hundred per cent goose down."