Undergarment Debaters Pillows

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Underweird bras."

'Have you any W fronts?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Happy Brithday

"Long Johns Silver."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"I've got this amazing new bra."

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Satisfied now? You've seen every pair in the shop.'

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

I'm glad I'm wearing boxers!

'He is wearing shoes.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"I'm not wearing any underwear."

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

'Fairy friday.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

Free Bra Fitting.

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

'Hey, wait a minute - this is a Guernsy!...'

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."

"This is not what we consider 'smart casual'."