Dress Code Debater Pillows

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

No Shoes, No Service.

'I'm sorry, sir, no tie, no service.'

Descript...Nondescript

'Why are you the only one who gets to wear a gown?'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Sorry gents...no colors.'

'Fairy friday.'

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

"I'm sure you're aware of our dress code here at the office, Perkins."

"You know that ring in Kevin Schuster's nose..."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

No Pants No Service?

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"