Dress Code Critics Pillows

No Shoes, No Service

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Working at Home Half Day

"I love meetings"

Corporate Image

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

No Pants No Service?

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."