Dress Code Critics Gifts

No Shoes, No Service

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Working at Home Half Day

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"I love meetings"

Corporate Image

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

No Pants No Service?

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."