Dress Code Debate Champion Gifts

"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Dress code?"

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Fairy friday.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

'Dress code?'

'Rats, I can't do casual...'

It's the latest thing: a nicotine patch tie.

'We need to discuss you perception of casual Fridays.'

"Simpson, your second evaluation is Tuesday. This time wear a suit with pants."

'So-what's your problem?'

Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.

'We like everything about you except the nose ring.'