Dress Code Expert Gifts

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

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"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Fairy friday.'

"I realize it's Casual Friday, but that does not mean you can be casual about your work!"

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

"So let's review the casual Fridays protocol one more time, ok?"

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"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

'Friday is casual day, Mr Figgs.'

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

'...can't you read??'

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"

'It's supposed to be a casual dress day, Thompkins.'

'No..that's not 'smart casual'....'

Only: black, navy blue or gray suits beyond this point.

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.