Dress Code Clarifier Gifts

"So let's review the casual Fridays protocol one more time, ok?"

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Corporate Image

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

No Pants No Service?

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'Fairy friday.'

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'He is wearing shoes.'

Dress Code

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

'...can't you read??'

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'