Dress Code Gifts

'I don't know the dress code either... but I bet it doesn't include jammies!'

'Dress code?'

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"You said this was 'casual dress' day. Well, this is the only casual dress I own. All my other dresses are formal."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I assume my reasons for abolishing Casual Fridays are clear to everyone in this room."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

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"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"So let's review the casual Fridays protocol one more time, ok?"

"Dress code?"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

'Fairy friday.'

'He is wearing shoes.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

Dress Code