Dress Code Decoder Gifts

Dress Code

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Corporate Image

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

No Pants No Service?

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Every company needs the aesthetic sense of female colleagues.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

"So let's review the casual Fridays protocol one more time, ok?"

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Fairy friday.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

'Friday is casual day, Mr Figgs.'