Dress Code Subverter Gifts

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"I love meetings"

Corporate Image

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."