Dress Code Subverter Pillows

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Corporate Image

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"I love meetings"

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

No Pants No Service?