Dress Code Defier Pillows

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

"Thanks for coming into the office Jenkins. I know you usually work from home."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Crime Passionnel

Dr. Shepard finds the Harvard Faculty Club cool to his lunch pyjamas.

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

No Pants No Service?

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

'It's in the agreement. They traded 'Casual Friday' for 'Immature Monday.''

'Tommy's Bar and Grill: No Shoes, No Shirt, No Butt Crack.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

Anti-Slacks

"No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no service."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Corporate Image

"I love meetings"