Dress Code Defiant Pillows

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"I love meetings"

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Corporate Image

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

No Pants No Service?

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."