Dress Code Defiant Gifts

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Working at Home Half Day

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Corporate Image

"I love meetings"

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

No Pants No Service?

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.