Dress Code Rebels Gifts

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate' A guest is refused entry to the Softy-Wype toilet tissue masked ball.

'So-what's your problem?'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Working at Home Half Day

"I'm introducing EXTREME casual Fridays."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"I love meetings"

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

'....and then I suddenly remembered that Tuesday wasn't one of my work at home days.'

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

No Pants No Service?

"It's always casual day for them. I have to wear a collar even on Friday."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."