Dress-code Reconsiderers Gifts

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"How can we order wine with dinner? You're not wearing a necktie."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

I can't believe we scheduled a battle on casual Friday.

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

Joe's Bar: Gentlemen must wear blue collars.

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

No Pants No Service?

"I didn't mind the moustache, Cosgrove, But we definitely have a 'No mustachio' policy."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

"Dress code?"

"Are you wearing a sports bra?"

"Casual Friday doesn't mean you can come in 3 hours late!"

'Fairy friday.'

'He is wearing shoes.'

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

"Do you think this color hides my shifting paradigm?"

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'