Dress Code Rebel Gifts

"Obviously, we need to readjust to in-office meetings."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"Casual dress hasn't yielded the results we'd hoped for."

Working at Home Half Day

"Even on casual dress day we have a dress code. Please go put on some pants."

Casual Friday is not fun Friday!

"Okay, now that I'm not wearing trainers or jeans can I come in?"

'OK...you either wash that off or you'll all have to go home!'

"New 'Casual Friday' rule, Ms. Beanster - no more rubber dresses."

Of course one of the great advantages of being self-employed is not having to conform to someone else's dress code.

Casual Summer Friday

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

'So - what's your problem?'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

"It's come to my attention that one of you isn't a member here, and snuck on to play a round of golf."

"Barry, post this announcement that we're discontinuing 'Dress Like You're Working At Home Fridays.'"

"So let's review the casual Fridays Protocol one more time, ok?"

"He spent years wearing suits and going to an office. Now that he telecommutes, he's making up for lost comfort time."

This is carrying casual Friday too far.

'Thank Heaven, it's dress down Friday.'

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"It's ok this is heaven, you don't have to tuck your shirt in."

"All I'm saying, Bob, is that I think you've gone a little too far with the casual Friday thing!"

'The CEO had inexplicably been given the wrong date for Dress-down Friday.'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'Friday, Gibbs, is not dress that far down day.'

"I think it's a mistake to do interviews on our dress down day."

"No, you can't wear it to school."

"Look Marj, decalf."

"Look...your school mailed its new student dress code. It says no skullcaps...no facial piercings...no sagging or torn pants...and no bare midriffs. Sorry...that last one was just for girls."

"I'm guessing you didn't get the memo about Casual Friday."

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Hey, Bob, did you hear? It's summer."

"Maybe this how Casual Friday is done in Moose Jaw, but not the Big Apple."