Clothing Rebel Gifts

Are you looking at my red trousers?

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Casual Thursday

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Pirates at the mall.

Punkins

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Fashion Week"

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'