Fashion Freedom Rebels Gifts

Quarantine Day 60: "Mom says her boobs have enjoyed their temporary liberation from bra-jail."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Fashion Week"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"I just love these casual fridays."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'