Fashion Freedom Rebels Mugs

Quarantine Day 60: "Mom says her boobs have enjoyed their temporary liberation from bra-jail."

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Punkins

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Fashion Week"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Does anyone have a question?'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'