Fashion Rebel Gifts

"I love what you're not wearing."

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Oh!...You did dress up for the interview.'

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

'Weirdo!' - non-conformist necktie

'Without mentioning any names, certain liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code.'

One size fits none.

'What the hell! It's close enough.'

"You're not going out dressed like that, are you?"

Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.

Casual Friday.

'But there's not enough space for Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals.'

Punk Entomologists.

'These pants are my handicap.'

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'Dress code?'

Corporate uniform - Rebellion breaks out

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.

"What are your parents going to say?"

Man with lots of piercings thinking "ow!ow!ow!ow!...."

'My dad said I should wear a tie.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"

Poor clothing choices when you live alone

Casual Tieday

"The mandatory high heels in the dress code is for women!"

'Psst...check out the freak.'