Fashion Rebel Gifts

"I love what you're not wearing."

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

'Oh!...You did dress up for the interview.'

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

One size fits none.

'Weirdo!' - non-conformist necktie

"You're not going out dressed like that, are you?"

Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.

Casual Friday.

'But there's not enough space for Thou shalt not wear socks with sandals.'

Punk Entomologists.

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

Corporate uniform - Rebellion breaks out

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"

Casual Tieday

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Poor clothing choices when you live alone

Man with lots of piercings thinking "ow!ow!ow!ow!...."

"What are your parents going to say?"

'You can't expect us to take you seriously when you're dressed like that.'

'Psst...check out the freak.'

Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.

'My dad said I should wear a tie.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"The mandatory high heels in the dress code is for women!"