Fashion Radical Gifts

"And which solar system are you from?"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Punkins

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"Wow, you look sexy today."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'Does anyone have a question?'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

"Nice. Got this in camo?"