Fashion Radical Pillows

"And which solar system are you from?"

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"Fashion Week"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"