Fashion Renegade Gifts

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

"Allegro non troppo!"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Queen of Upcycling!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"OK, ready to go again?"

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Punkins

'More hair than brains.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Fashion Week"