Hairstyle Renegade Gifts

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

Haircuts

Queen of Upcycling!

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

Music Freak.

The Bland Leading the Bland

A man without a chicken on his head!

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'She kept pinching the Vicar's bum!'

Female Dominance.

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

Complaints (just kidding).

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Mary Quant.

Bill Tilden

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'I think it's fair to say we're opposed to tame sex marriage.'

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Lawyers Playing Tennis

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"Mr McNab gives primal scream therapy for shoplifters."

"It starts out with a standard romantic plot: Boy meets Girl, Boy loses Girl, wins her back, Girl kills Boy, devours his head and lays eggs in his carcass. Ok, now here's the twist..."

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .