Fashion Activist Gifts

Cheap Unethical Clothes

Deadly fashion

Active wear, activist wear.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Punkins

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Fashion Week"

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'Does anyone have a question?'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I just love these casual fridays."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.