Fashion Anarchist Gifts

Customer walking into a store with a sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service" with no pants on

Correct sir, our new dress down friday guideline does allow T-shirts with a logo, but it's the company's logo that must appear on it!

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"They're comfortable."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Punkins

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'Does anyone have a question?'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'