Fashion Anarchist Gifts

Customer walking into a store with a sign saying "No shirt, no shoes, no service" with no pants on

Correct sir, our new dress down friday guideline does allow T-shirts with a logo, but it's the company's logo that must appear on it!

"They're comfortable."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

"I just love these casual fridays."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'