Fashion Reformer Gifts

'Post-maternity wear.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Fashion Week"

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Personnel Manager to applicant: 'Your resume and references are excellent, but your hair is too silly.'

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Chippunks

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'