Habit Reformer Gifts

"I can't remember whether I left the toilet seat up last night."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'I can't stop biting my nails' 'Wear shoes!'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

'Doctor, could you help me to stop biting my nails?'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Maybe clean out your wallet

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Doctor, the patient would like to know when he can return to being an overbearing, stressed-out pig?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Yes, Mr. Hargraves, thumb-sucking can be cured. But first let's talk about what your other hand is doing."

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Talking about smoking to a therapist who is a smoker.

90% of annoying habits are discovered after you start living together.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Rodin's Nailbiter.

"I tried change, it didn't work."

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'Ten patches! That is the worse smoking habit I ever seen!'

'Stop repeating yourself, Brown!'

Laundry. Press & Fold. Mother Superior said to use more fabric softener this time --- Old habits dry hard.

"I'm ready to switch"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.