Reformed Smoker Gifts

Smoking as a time bomb.

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Men gossiping

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Richard Hughes.

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

'You rang?'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

Swamp creature with French baguette.

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Pipe Smoking Fish

Smokers.

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

A cigar daño

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

The legal gentleman named brass

"I left the toilet seat up once too often."

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

'I gave up smoking.'

Man carring plans

"And keep your eyes peeled for tobacco smugglers."

"Quit smoking and stay out of the sun."

"The nicotine patches have been great Dr, he hasn't been able to find the cigarettes since Thursday."