Rebellious Smoker Gifts

Now smoking allowed.

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

Identity Parade - Smoker.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

Barbeque Silhouette Identifier.

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

"Oi...use the bloody ashtray!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pipe tamper.

"I'm gonna smoke 20 years worth of cigarettes in one go to save time..."

'Not only do you need to quit smoking, but you need to quit doing it like THAT!' a guy is drawing off of cigarrette through his nostril.

'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'

'Beat the congestion charge, get your replica Ken Livingstone plates here.'

''Natural justice will prevail' unless of course it's three points and a fine from a speed camera.'

Don't smoke.

Smoking as a time bomb.

Designated Smoking Area

'Talk about tough — he uses Surgeon-General's warning labels to roll his own.'

You should at least think about using a nicotine patch!

Man emphasizing that he has quit

'The new health and safety rep wants to talk about our smoking policy.'

'You've been at Malcolm's again, haven't you - you know I hate tertiary smoking!'

"I see the looks of the people. . . I feel their contempt and their hated. . ."

Man smokes a cloud of text.

"I just needed to get some fresh air."

No Smoking Sign.

Grim Reaper holding a cigarette.

'It's payback time people. We can't smoke inside, so we leave our butts outside... everywhere!'