Smoker's Rebellion Gifts

'It's payback time people. We can't smoke inside, so we leave our butts outside... everywhere!'

"First break since 1996!"

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

Identity Parade - Smoker.

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

'No giving-up smoking in the workplace.'

A cigar daño

"My parents decriminalized sugar."

"I'm thinking of giving up social media. . . shouldn't be too difficult, I did quit smoking in the noughties."

'We've been disenfranchised!'

"Oi...use the bloody ashtray!"

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"I'll have 20 'Causes strokes and disability' and 20 'Can lead to impotence.'"

Vape

Long Limo Wait

Smoking as a time bomb.

'The new health and safety rep wants to talk about our smoking policy.'

'We met because we were the only two people in the smoking section.'

"I see the looks of the people. . . I feel their contempt and their hated. . ."

Fish Sex Lives

Smoking Area

"Have you got a light?"

Now smoking allowed.

'It's the only place left where I can smoke.'

Addicts