Smoker's Irony Fan Gifts

Identity Parade - Smoker.

'Do you mind!!?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

igloo smoking zone...

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

If they ban smoking in cars...

Hell's Smoking Section

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

Snowman

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance