Smoking Satire Fans Gifts

'Get the Munchies yet.'

Tortoise leaves his Shell to Smoke.

'Yeah, I used to be called 'White Fang', but after years of smoking, I'm known as 'Yellow Fang' now...'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

What's normal?

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

How am I abducting?

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

The Snarky District

On the brink.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Parade of Businessmen

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'