Smoking Satire Gifts

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

Colin should have known better than to smoke near the new foam sprinkler system.

Snowman

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Snatching Failure from the Jaws of Success

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

If they ban smoking in cars...

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."