Smoking Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a smoking satirist? Celebrate their biting wit and creative spirit with a range of products that blend humor and satire. From clever mugs to eye-catching prints, find something that truly captures their unique perspective.

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?" mockup

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

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'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.' mockup

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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"Of course it's a crafty fag - I'm a fox for christ's sake."

"Of course it's a crafty fag - I'm a fox for christ's sake." mockup

"Of course it's a crafty fag - I'm a fox for christ's sake."

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance mockup

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance

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"Can't raise taxes - so how will we pay for everything?"

"Can't raise taxes - so how will we pay for everything?" mockup

"Can't raise taxes - so how will we pay for everything?"

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'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!' mockup

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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Warning: Quitting smoking will greatly reduce your chances of getting a piece of the settlement pie.

Warning: Quitting smoking will greatly reduce your chances of getting a piece of the settlement pie. mockup

Warning: Quitting smoking will greatly reduce your chances of getting a piece of the settlement pie.

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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Just trying to make an honest buck. mockup

Just trying to make an honest buck.

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'I didn't know he was a smoker.'

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"I'm down to five a day with this new brand."

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'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?' mockup

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

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"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once." mockup

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

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'We prefer that you not smoke that in here...'

'We prefer that you not smoke that in here...' mockup

'We prefer that you not smoke that in here...'

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"I don't understand why the Chief made us come outside for our smoking break."

"I don't understand why the Chief made us come outside for our smoking break." mockup

"I don't understand why the Chief made us come outside for our smoking break."

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Smoking Section in the Cemetery.

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"Nah, he's not a viper - he's a vaper!" mockup

"Nah, he's not a viper - he's a vaper!"

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"No, he's not a viper - he's a vaper!" mockup

"No, he's not a viper - he's a vaper!"

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Looks like you're gonna have to finish that out here, Rupert.

Looks like you're gonna have to finish that out here, Rupert. mockup

Looks like you're gonna have to finish that out here, Rupert.

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"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..."

"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..." mockup

"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..."

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Lemonade 50 cents - Smokers Welcome! mockup

Lemonade 50 cents - Smokers Welcome!

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"Maybe we shouldn't line her cage with newspaper."

"Maybe we shouldn't line her cage with newspaper." mockup

"Maybe we shouldn't line her cage with newspaper."

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"It can't hurt us. We're cockroaches." mockup

"It can't hurt us. We're cockroaches."

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Break Area: Smoking and Chocolate. mockup

Break Area: Smoking and Chocolate.

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No Smoking Sign - Mercury dips further mockup

No Smoking Sign - Mercury dips further

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'You may think smoking is cool now, but when you start huffing and puffing and you're not even trying to blow a pig's house in...'

'You may think smoking is cool now, but when you start huffing and puffing and you're not even trying to blow a pig's house in...' mockup

'You may think smoking is cool now, but when you start huffing and puffing and you're not even trying to blow a pig's house in...'

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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'Dang it! - They've got anti-smoking laws HERE, too!'

'Dang it! - They've got anti-smoking laws HERE, too!' mockup

'Dang it! - They've got anti-smoking laws HERE, too!'

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"I've manage to cut down to five a day now"

"I've manage to cut down to five a day now" mockup

"I've manage to cut down to five a day now"

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'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

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Smoking Satirist Gifts Collection

Smoking Satirist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs that perfectly suit the smoking satirist’s sense of humor for uplifting mornings.

Smoking Satirist Pillows

Find pillows with clever designs that add humor and personality to any living space.

Smoking Satirist Prints

Browse art prints filled with satire and humor, perfect for decorating a space with personality.

Smoking Satirist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that boldly express satire and wit, ideal for the creative and humorous spirit.