Cigarette Satirist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the cigarette satirist? Explore our collection of clever, funny products that poke fun at smoking habits and cultural stereotypes. Perfect for those with a sharp wit and a nose for satire. From cheeky mugs to amusing t-shirts, find a gift that makes a statement and sparks laughter.

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'You can have a last cigarette, but I must warn you, they can shorten your life.'

'You can have a last cigarette, but I must warn you, they can shorten your life.' mockup

'You can have a last cigarette, but I must warn you, they can shorten your life.'

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Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Small country advertisng at the Olympics mockup

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

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Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon mockup

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!" mockup

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

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"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts." mockup

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

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"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down." mockup

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

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Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you. mockup

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

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"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!" mockup

"More ashtray, nurse! For God's sake, more ashtray!"

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'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?' mockup

'Excuse me,sir-those wouldn't happen to be your cigarette butts,would they?'

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"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!" mockup

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

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'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.' mockup

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

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'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe). mockup

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

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'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.' mockup

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

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'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...' mockup

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

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"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke." mockup

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

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'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.' mockup

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

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Warning.

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"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

"We think he picked it up at the kennel." mockup

"We think he picked it up at the kennel."

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Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair mockup

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door... mockup

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

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"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine." mockup

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

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''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!' mockup

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

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Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

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Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan. mockup

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

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'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?' mockup

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

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'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...' mockup

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

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Snowman

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"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once." mockup

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

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Cigarette Satirist Gifts Collection

Cigarette Satirist Mugs

Explore our full range of satirical gift mugs to find more cheeky designs that celebrate cigarette humor with a humorous twist.

Cigarette Satirist Pillows

Browse our selection of humorous pillows to add a satirical touch to any space, perfect for those with a playful sense of humor.

Cigarette Satirist Prints

Check out our collection of satirical prints for more clever, humorous artwork that’s perfect for a witty decor statement.

Cigarette Satirist T-Shirts

Discover more witty tees and t-shirts tailored for cigarette satirists who love making a statement with their style.