Smoking Humorist Gifts

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"

We're not staying - we're just now allowed to smoke on the ship.

'Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine.'

"You certainly keep the smoking section well away from the non-smoking"

'It's dreadful being out of work - I just hand around all day, drinking tea and smoking. . .'

Smoke Screen

'Do you mind!!?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

igloo smoking zone...

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Punch has a smoking break.

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Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.