Smoke Humorist Gifts

The control group is non-smoking!

'Do you mind!!?'

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

igloo smoking zone...

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Punch has a smoking break.

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

Hell's Smoking Section

If they ban smoking in cars...

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

Snowman

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'