Smoke Humorist Mugs

The control group is non-smoking!

'Do you mind!!?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"'Burned out,' Parker?- I wasn't aware you ever even 'caught fire.'"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The dog wants out again!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

igloo smoking zone...

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Punch has a smoking break.

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

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All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'The ones who smoke, masturbate... the ones who don't smoke, masturbate... is this a study on smoking or masturbation?'

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

Snowman

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

Casino - featuring pre-owned cigarette smoke.

Hell's Smoking Section

If they ban smoking in cars...

'Sorry, I can't let you have a last cigarette. The firing squad don't like breathing in second hand smoke.'

Animals smoking at the zoo back entrance