Smoker With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"You guys go ahead. I've decided to smoke myself to death."

'Do you mind!!?'

The History of Where People Are Allowed To Smoke...

Other Drug Paraphernalia

"The dog wants out again!"

"I'll be back. I'm just going to get a pack of smokes."

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Smoking, Belching, Noises made from armpit.

Hell's Smoking Section

"Actually, I like having to go outside to smoke. It's an opportunity to get some fresh air."

igloo smoking zone...

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I always come outside for a smoke.'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'They come down here to smoke.'

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

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"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.