Smoke Break Humorist Gifts

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Punch has a smoking break.

'Do you mind!!?'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"The project must be failing! The manager just suggested I take all the credit for it!"

"The dog wants out again!"

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Are salary increases automaric, or do I have to work for them?'

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

igloo smoking zone...

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

Cigarettes $7.50 - Ask About Our Easy Payment Plan.

'Do you have one that says 'It's all over but I'm keeping the ring'?'

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

"It's my in-tray!"

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'Aren't we entitled to a ten minute smoking break?'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Cloud 10.

"Let's face it, Diana. I'm not good enough for you, and vice versa."

"See? Right there - it says bubblegum."