Smoke Break Philosopher Gifts

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

"My email is down... talk to me."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

"It's not you-it's me."

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'She was upset about breaking up with 'Phoenix',your 'plenty more fish in the sea' just made it worse!'

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"This won't work, Josh. I'm bottled water. You're tap."

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"I can't continue working these hours...I feel as though I'm missing Michael's childhood...." "His name's Mark!"

Chinese business cuisine.

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

Warning.

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

Punch has a smoking break.

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"I can never find any change here."

'Rumor has it, Beegley, that you don't smoke - you just like to get outside to goof off...'

"Joey, are you on break again?"

'I've worked out your pro rated holiday leave on the basis that you only put in a couple of hours real work a day.'

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"