Smoke Break Strategist Gifts

'Is this the smoking area?'

Smoking

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Punch has a smoking break.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'Hey Bruce, good-on-yer-mate! It was a good idea of yours to set-up as a tobacconist and start selling alcohol... it certainly gets over the no-smoking legislation!'

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

Security Guard Catches Smoker

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'

Smoking