Smoke Break Strategist Gifts

'Is this the smoking area?'

Smoking

'I'm going out for a smoke...I could be some time.'

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

"So hardly working....or hardly working?"

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

Punch has a smoking break.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"

'You may exhale as soon as I've left the room.'

"Are you sure this is the only place we can smoke?"

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'

'Oh, quit griping and be glad they even have a smoking section.'

"Jumping?! Don't be stupid, this is the only place where we're allowed to smoke!"

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"This is our company's smoking area..."

"Wanna step outside for a sit break?"

'Jenkins! Have you been going back in time 15 minutes and doubling your break times?!'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'Hey Bruce, good-on-yer-mate! It was a good idea of yours to set-up as a tobacconist and start selling alcohol... it certainly gets over the no-smoking legislation!'

'It's the only place I'm able to smoke !'

'It was better when he took cigarette breaks.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

Security Guard Catches Smoker

'Me too. Just outside for a smoke...!'

Jonathon slipped out for a crafty fag.

'THere are two treatment options: Nicotine Gum to get off the patch, or the patch to get off nicotine gum.'

Smoking